Hey.
Welcome back, Aniki.
What's up with that outfit, Yukimura?
Special training in order to become a real man, version 2.
Huh?
I'm still far from being a man, but I am devoted.
Hold on. You're not just far, you're a girl!
A true man transcends the concept of sex.
Precisely, Yukimura.
As long as you're a true man in soul, you can be a true man, even if you're biologically female!
Yes.
Please watch over me, Aniki.
I shall one day become a true man like yourself.
Be My Friend
Be my friend
shiranai furi shitatte
Even if you pretend you don't know
Be My Side
Stand by me
zenbu kidzuiteta yo
I know you've already realized it
mou ippo
One more step
kimi no tonari ni ikou
I'll try getting closer to you now
sono te ni datte todokisou sa
It feels like I could even reach your hand
presented by Mazui
souzou ijou da ne jetcoaster na mainichi
Every day is a roller coaster, wilder than you can imagine
hiki shite mae wo muite
Laughing and crying, facing forward,
itsumo kakenuketan da
And always running straight ahead
zutto tsudzuki ga shinai ne
It feels like something happens, but that's the end
bokura no jikan wa
That's how our lives go
ima shika nai kara
This moment is all we have
kono shunkan kizamitsukeyou
So let's burn it into our memories
Be My Friend
Be my friend
shiranai furi shitatte
Even if you pretend you don't know
Be My Side
Stand by me
zenbu kidzuiteta yo
I know you've already realized it
mou ippo
One more step
kimi no tonari ni ikou
I'll try getting closer to you now
te toreru you ni
So I can hold your hand
Be My Friend
Be my friend
miagete bakari datte
I'm always looking up at you
Be My Side
Stand by me
akogareteru ima mo
But even if I want to be more like that
mou ippo
One more step
nando demo te wo nobasou
I'll reach out as many times as I need to
ano hoshi datte todokisou sa
It feels like I could even reach that star
You Can't Play Something Like That! ~My Idea of Reality Gets Screwed Up When I'm With You~
I get that you're determined,
but...
Why a butler?
When you think "gentleman", you think "butler".
Really?
Why not?
Girls in butler outfits are cute.
Very much so.
And cute girl butlers have gotten popular recently.
I know, right?
Like Kokonoe Mebaru-chan from Chicken Butler and Mayonnaise?
Yeah, the hottest girl butler right now has to be Mebarun from ChikiMayo!
Mebaru-chan's always so tsuntsun,
but she's kind of clumsy and has so many openings!
She's so cute!
And it's great how everything she does seems so naturally erotic!
Like how she gets covered in mayonnaise whenever anything happens...
It's like, "Are you leading me on here, woman?"
Mebaru-chan's so cute!
So totally moe!
You've got some good taste Yozora-senpai, dressing Yukimura-san in a butler outfit.
I screwed up again...
I don't really understand,
but I will continue to serve you in this outfit which Yozora has given me.
O-Okay...
Sure, go for it.
Hey, Rika, is that a boys love game?
Yes. I have a few games that I want to finish.
Are those all BL games?
No, I've got some normal RPGs, shooters, and even otome games in there.
Otome games? What are those?
They're like galge for girls.
Th-That's...
That accursed Semoponume!
Is that related to KiraSuku somehow?
Good guess!
This is a girls' version of KiraSuku.
All the characters have been gender swapped.
GirlSuku for short!
There sure are a lot of games in this world...
You don't sound very interested.
Yeah. I'm not.
If it's a relative of that shitty game,
then it's probably just as shit.
I can't let that one go!
I've never played GirlSuku,
but hearing a game that's like a little sister to KiraSuku getting dissed pisses me off!
Dissing GirlSuku is like dissing my little sister...
Right! It's like dissing Kobato-chan!
Kobato-chan isn't your little sister...
But I don't like the idea of judging a book by its cover, anyway.
You too, Kodaka?
Fine. I'll play it first, then bash it.
No objections to that, right?
Kirameki School Life
Kirameki School Life: Girls Version F—
Hey! Why'd you skip the opening?!
Waste of time.
My name, huh?
You should play it with your own name.
The main character's a bitch who's going to sleep with a bunch of men, right?
I'll put in Meat's name.
Why me?!
It's fun playing a bitch sometimes, but why don't we try going with a pure girl who just chooses one guy?
Well in that case...
Mikazu
Mikazuki
Yohechiborake
Yohechiborake! Look at that! Yohechiborake!
A weird name like that is perfect for you!
She's still trying to get back at her for that Semoponume thing?
Yohechiborake!
What a name!
Sena-senpai.
I am trying to indoctrinate her into the joys of otome games.
Why are you ruining the fun?
Um... I... Well...
Why?
U-Um...
I'm sorry...
Why are you apologizing?
I'm asking you why you would do something like that.
S-Scary...
Mikazuki
Yozora
Mikazuki
My name is Mikazuki Yozora.
I'm a first-year high school student who's starting at Kirameki Academy today!
Wow! The spring wind feels so nice!
Spring wind?
I'm just a normal girl you can find anywhere, but I want to have a wonderful school life!
With the air filled with cherry blossoms,
I passed through the school gates, my chest puffed with the hopes of that life.
Chest puffed with hopes?
You don't have a chest to puff!
Ow!
What was that for, Spring Wind?!
I'll kill you!
Now, now. You'll get used to it soon enough.
Ow!
Sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going.
Here, let me help you up.
Who's this guy?
Shinomori Ouji.
He's a new student, just like the main character.
He's heir to the Shinomori Corporation, and all the girls in school love him!
I hope we can both have a wonderful school life.
What a cool guy...
I got to meet someone like that on my first day!
My high school life is going to be so rose-colored!
R-o-s-e c-o-l-o-r-e-d!
Forget Spring Wind, I'm calling you Rose-colored!
This woman with meadows for brains isn't me!
I'm changing it back to Yohechiborake!
Calm down , Senpai...
It's just a game.
Hey, do you know Shinomori-kun?
What with this overly friendly girl?
Fuyuki Youko.
Looks like she sits next to the main character.
So when do I get the choice to tell her to die?
Why?!
A woman acting all friendly to someone she doesn't know?
She smells of bitch, just like Fujibayashi Akari.
Hey! Akari's a good girl!
I hope we can be the best of friends, Yozora!
Yeah, same here!
She's going to betray me.
This woman will definitely betray me.
Sports
Studies
Style
Art
Sleep
Let's go shopping!
Schedule for the Week
This character is devastatingly worthless.
I'll start by getting her a brain.
Let's study!
Studies
Alright. Just like that.
This problem's pretty hard...
Retard.
If you're having trouble with a problem in the first term of your first year,
you'll be completely dead soon.
You look like you're having some trouble.
Want me to help you with that problem?
Glasses guy! Hell yeah!
So this is the GirlSuku version of Yukiko?
He looks totally ordinary.
His name is Suzutsuki Touma.
He's the top student in the school.
Why not have him help you study then?
You're always studying here in the library.
So I just got... kind of curious.
C-Curious?!
You've got a serious face, but your brain's totally indecent!
Thanks. I don't get this.
Quit distracting me. Shoo!
You're trying so hard to solve it on your own.
I like that.
But I think relying on others can be the most reasonable option in some cases.
If you ever need me, just call.
You can now ask Suzutsuki Touma on dates.
This is becoming troublesome...
I'll avoid the library and do something else.
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Let's study!
Let's go running!
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Alright! This is me!
You threw all your chances for dates out the window...
This character's school life is too painful...
I can't bear to watch.
You're so pitiful...
I've got an ATK of 380. You think you can take me on?
Worthless trash. Your lives are mine.
What?!
Why isn't a choice to attack popping up?
Because it's not that type of game.
Just looking at shit like you makes me wanna puke.
Bastard...
Get 'im!
You're Mikazuki Yozora, aren't you?
How do you know my name?
You're famous, you know.
The name's Nagatani Eiji.
This ain't no place for an elite like you.
Get outta here now.
You can now ask Nagatani Eiji on dates.
Maybe I'll ask him out...
I knew it. You're into this type of guy aren't you?
No!
Just grinding stats all day long is boring!
That's why...
I'm not good with those types.
They glare at you, they're scary, they're rough, and they don't know how to be polite.
Look who's talking!
You should consider what you're like, Senpai.
Huh? Next Sunday?
Yeah. Let's go to...
How about the batting center?
Sure, I guess...
That's decided then.
You're not bad.
This is nothing.
You changed your hair today...
Huh? Did you say something?
N-Nothing.
He's got good eyes for a delinquent.
If only Kodaka-senpai had the same observational skills.
For what?
Hairstyles.
When a girl changes her hairstyle you have to comment on it.
Preferably, with a compliment.
Didn't I tell you that you looked good with short hair when you cut yours, Yozora?
Don't just bring that up out of nowhere!
So you complimented Yozora-senpai?
Speaking of hairstyles, you've been changing yours a lot lately, right?
If you noticed then say so!
You didn't say a word, so I thought that maybe you only paid attention to me the same way you'd look at roadkill!
I was seriously depressed!
S-Sorry...
Of course I pay attention to you.
Otherwise I'd never know what you're scheming.
It's too late to say that.
That's too bad, senpai.
What's too bad?
If you'd complimented me, you would've gotten a ton of love points from me.
I probably shouldn't be saying this myself, but my route is really short, you know?
If this were an eroge, we would've already done it several times.
Flags standin' tall!
Senpai also standin' tall!
Why do I need to get love points from you?
God damn!
Hey, Rika...
I'm losing my mind, so I'm going to the science room for some do-it-alone time.
Do-it-alone time?
Shiguma Rika...
What a sad girl.
Today was fun!
Y-Yeah...
Hang on...
Did this guy fall for me or something?
It's pretty obvious that he likes you, at least.
I thought so...
Hey, Yozora...
We should stop seeing each other.
You're the star of our school and the student council president.
If you keep hanging around with a delinquent like me, it'll tarnish your reputation.
You idiot!
You think I give a damn about some dumb reputation?
I'll decide who I want to be with!
So stay with me from now on!
Wow...
Yozora actually seems kind of cool...
Anego...
If the story keeps going in this direction...
In the end, I graduated into a top university,
but I wasn't able to make any friends.
It was a lonely three years.
Maybe I should have treated others more kindly.
How did it end like that?!
What happened to Eiji?
You probably missed an important flag somewhere along the way.
You didn't hang around with Youko or any of the other guy characters.
I see...
Well, I wouldn't worry about it too much.
Failures are a part and parcel of gaming.
Just learn from your mistakes and try again!
No, it's okay.
If this is what awaits me after I live my life my way, then that's that.
I'm sorry I called it a shitty game.
It turned out to be pretty fun.
Besides...
I know enough delinquents with no friends in reality.
Yo.
Good afternoon, Kodaka-senpai.
Hey. You changed your hairstyle?
That's all?
What? I commented on it.
Sure, I changed my hairstyle...
but didn't you notice anything else about it?
You must've!
Look!
Ta-da!
You cut it?
I didn't!
I know, I'm just joking.
Oh, you're such a tease!
You changed your scrunchies?
I didn't!
So what's with the blonde hair?
Decided to go delinquent?
No, I just felt like dyeing it.
You'll ruin your hair.
Don't worry, I used my own special formula.
Your own?
I'm quite proud of t!
It causes pretty much no damage to your hair!
And if you use the accompanying formula, it turns your hair back to its original color instantly!
Amazing, right?
I guess...
Though, how I should I put it...
Your inventions are kind of plain, aren't they?
Plain?!
Well...
You've made useful computer programs,
an everlasting light bulb,
an electric crockpot that can boil stuff without a heat source,
an automated beetle farm system...
They're all very practical, but they're missing a kind of romance to them.
Then what should I invent?!
Well, for example...
You know, those giant robots you love.
Your first suggestion is already a national-scale project?!
What about a fifth-dimensional pocket then?
That's way harder than the giant robot.
What about a flashlight that can grow or shrink things?
Or a cloth that can fix broken things?
Or maybe an edible jelly that lets you understand any language?
Oh, right!
What about a time machine?
So, as you suggested, I've created a time machine!
Huh?
A time machine?
So you can travel to the past or future with that?
Unfortunately, only your consciousness travels,
and only to the past.
You're joking...
If you think I'm joking, try it out!
I'll set it so you'll return after 5 minutes.
O-Okay...
Aniki...
Is this really safe?
Put your trust in the mad scientist, Shiguma Rika!
Now I'm really worried.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Alright, now imagine the time you want to return to.
The time I want to return to...
Is this...
No way...
What are you mumbling about?
No way...
What's up, Taka?
Huh? Eh?
Something wrong?
Uh, nothing.
You're so weird.
Anyway, don't forget about tomorrow. It's a promise.
There's no mistaking it...
This is that day...
Later, Taka.
Wait, Yozora!
How do you know my name?
I'm moving the day after tomorrow!
I won't come back for ten years!
So tomorrow'll be the last time we can see each other.
Taka...
Sorry!
I disappeared without telling you.
But we'll still be friends, even if we're apart!
Even though I forgot you until I moved back.
I'll never forget you!
I couldn't remember my best friend's face.
Sorry, Yozora!
I'm really sorry.
Too bad.
I'll never forgive you!
Die!
I am the demon prince Asutarou!
Huh?!
Kodaka!
You're mine!
Forgive me!
Yozora!
Are you alright?
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
It's been five minutes, so I'm back to the present.
I'm sorry, Senpai.
I was lying when I said it was a time machine.
Huh?
It's actually a sleep assistant that I added a hypnosis feature to.
You can see any dream you'd like just by wishing for it.
Then that was... a dream?
It was supposed to be a little joke,
but you look like you had quite a nightmare.
I'm very sorry.
No, I'm sorry for calling your inventions plain.
That machine's amazing!
It turned into something crazy at the end,
but I really felt like I went back in time!
I was able tell her what I wanted to, even if it was just a dream.
So you're saying you were able to go into the past in your dream?
Yeah. To ten years ago.
I see. Ten years ago...
Huh?
Hey Kodaka, I've got a question.
Sure...
What is it?
If you were dreaming about something ten years ago,
why was Yozora in it?
hikatta hazu no ano hoshi
That star that used to always shine in the sky
hikatta hazu no ano hoshi
That star that used to always shine in the sky
mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru
The clouds covered it up so I couldn't see it, I got lost
mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru
The clouds covered it up so I couldn't see it, I got lost
nani wo shinjitara ii
What should I believe?
nani wo shinjitara ii
What should I believe?
fuantei sugiru sekai de
The world is just too fickle
fuantei sugiru sekai de
The world is just too fickle
sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta
I nearly broke the treasure that I found there
sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta
I nearly broke the treasure that I found there
nakusu no ga kowakute
I was so scared of losing it
nakusu no ga kowakute
I was so scared of losing it
fujouri datte tameiki tsuki
I know it's crazy, I heaved a sigh
fujouri datte tameiki tsuki
I know it's crazy, I heaved a sigh
torikago de agaketa hibi
Those days we spent clawing at our cages
torikago de agaketa hibi
Those days we spent clawing at our cages
onaji sora wo miagetetan da
But we both looked up to see
onaji sora wo miagetetan da
But we both looked up to see
bokura wa
The same sky
bokura wa
The same sky
kimi no te wo nigitta toki
When I took and squeezed your hand,
kimi no te wo nigitta toki
When I took and squeezed your hand,
nigirikaeshite kuretan da
You just squeezed my hand back
nigirikaeshite kuretan da
You just squeezed my hand back
tsunagatta kono te wa
This pair of hands, held together
tsunagatta kono te wa
This pair of hands, held together
donna hane yori tsuyoin da
Can take us farther than if we had wings
donna hane yori tsuyoin da
Can take us farther than if we had wings
tsubasa nante nakutatte
You don't need to have wings
tsubasa nante nakutatte
You don't need to have wings
motto takaku toberu kara
We can fly even higher than that
motto takaku toberu kara
We can fly even higher than that
kitto ima nara daijoubu
I'm sure that we'll be okay
kitto ima nara daijoubu
I'm sure that we'll be okay
oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou
Let's grab hold of that star shining in the sky
oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou
Let's grab hold of that star shining in the sky
Hey Taka, we're in charge of the preview this time.
Looks like things turn kind of weird for us in ten years.
I wonder how it'll work out.
Anyway, it looks like the title for next episode is Unbreakable Weird-Girl.
Next Episode
Unbreakable Weird-Girl
That's a mean title.
Who's the weird girl supposed to be?
Isn't it you, Sora?
I'm not weird!
Dressing like a boy and picking fights with bullies is totally weird.
You're so mean, Taka.